Cheer up & party and get invloved with quotes!

A party is the time to have fun and let your hair down. Whether you go to a party to dance, drink and enjoy or both, this is the time to simply have fun the way you want to. And nothing captures this better than some funny party quotes and sayings. Funny party quotes highlight the fact that everyone needs to let their hair down once in a while. So, given below are some party quotes and sayings for girls and guys.

Funny Party Quotes and Sayings

“If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.” – Dr Seuss
“At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.” – William Somerset Maugham

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” – Ann Landers

“A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.” – Robert Brault

“The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.” – Carol Matthau”Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.” – Anonymous

“When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!” – Anonymous

“I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognize a good party man when I see one.” – Mae West (you can also read up on some more Mae West quotes)

Hilarious Party Quotes and Sayings

“Hear no evil, speak no evil – and you’ll never be invited to a party.” - Oscar Wilde

“If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss’s wife? Trust me, it’s not. ” – Jack Handy

“Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.” – Fred Allen

“After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.” – P.J. O’Rourke

“Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor’s noisy party than being there.” – Franklin P. Jones

“Live for today…Plan for tomorrow…Party tonight..!!!” – Anonymous

“She’s afraid that if she leaves, she’ll become the life of the party.” – Groucho Marx

“Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.” – David Brown

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating… and you finish off as an orgasm.” – George Carlin

These were some hilarious party quotes and sayings. If you’re throwing a party, and are really adventurous, then you can use some of these asparty invitation quotes and sayings as well. In fact, these can surely double up as some bachelorette party quotes and sayings. Whatever the case may be, I hope these funny quotes and sayings have made your day because they sure did make mine!

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